I went out one Saturday night with a girlfriend and being that I’m awesome and that my company’s eye insurance lets me buy excessively expensive eyewear, I decide to wear sunglasses in the bar, so that no one would recognize Coco Zaza. I’m on the Lower East Side and there are hot dudes everywhere, but to my confusion, most of these hot dudes were bankers in disguise! A few things went through my mind 1) when did bankers invade the LES? 2) did their assistant order their plaid A.P.C shirt, Rag & Bone jeans and Tom Browne Shearling off Mr. Porter? 3) why are they all wearing the same thing?
One particular hottie started chatting me up and begun talking about his super-important banking job that obviously is more important than anything else in life, when this inebriated homegirl with the shortest dress I've ever seen yells at me, while half spitting my face, “Hey! Only two kinds of people wear sunglasses inside, blind people and fucking bitches.” So I quip back, “I’ll give you one guess which one I am.”
Then she got in my face, fell on top of me and slapped me. Now I have a hand mark across my face and a broken pair of really expensive sunglasses that landed on the floor that were crushed by her Christian Louboutin heels that she couldn't even walk in, but boy was I clever. What I learned is that is being a clever, skinny, alluring girl, with a cheeky attitude is a tough combo in a bar full women that are on the prowl for some banker husbands. When will these girls learn some manners?
Onto my outfit, how insane is this combination? I'm a major Dries fan and I can't believe I found these treasures during my recent trip to London. My eyes lit up when I realized they were on sale and I purchased them almost immediately. I paired back my outfit to some flat loafers that I ordered online a few weeks ago from Zara (also on sale) and I've worn them non-stop ever since. I also opted for a skinny wrap belt to break up the contrast and chose to do a bright fuschia lip from Saint Laurent to bring out the hues. What do you guys think?
Coco wears a Dries Van Noten Floral Blouse and matching Skirt, Zara Loafers (LOVE these!), Rag & Bone Wrap Belt and a Theory Fox Fur Jacket